Correspondence
Write to the Bureau
Letters are welcome from any century. Corrections to our history are respectfully declined — it is wrong on purpose.
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Sealed with wax & dispatched.
Your letter has entered the Bureau's pneumatic tubes. If it arrives in the wrong century, it will be treated as a primary source.
Electric post: hello@fakehistory.eu
Postal address: The FakeHistory Bureau, Wing VII, An Alternate Vienna. (Letters sent there tend to arrive in 1683.)