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Wing II of XII

Cultural Oddities

Bizarre trends and arts from made-up eras.

7 dispatches on file · curated by the FakeHistory Bureau

The Logo That Built Cities

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The Logo That Built Cities

Twenty-eight schools of twentieth-century architecture, each of which has at some point claimed the FakeHistory.eu monogram as its own — and one crossbar that nobody could agree was structural.

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Ancient Civilizations Celebrate New FakeHistory Logo

7 VII 2024

Ancient Civilizations Celebrate New FakeHistory Logo

In the heart of ancient Mesopotamia, a grand feast is underway. The ziggurats are adorned with festive banners, and the scent of roasted lamb fills the air. Priests and priestesses perform rituals…

The Ottoman Flying Carpet Races

4 VI 2024

The Ottoman Flying Carpet Races

In 1850 the Sublime Porte raised a regiment of the air — one hundred and twenty carpets, two hundred and forty men — and every May it raced them down the coast to Antalya for a strip of green silk.

The Tudor Era Underwater Banquets

29 V 2024

The Tudor Era Underwater Banquets

The court of Elizabeth I is said to have taken its sugar course three fathoms down, in hooped oak bells fed by leather hose from a barge. The Bureau prints the accounts, and does the arithmetic on the air.

The Annual Ghost Summit of Scotland

6 II 2024

The Annual Ghost Summit of Scotland

Nine staves in a Lowland hand, folded into a kirk-session book: the dead of Scotland are said to have kept one night's business a year, and 1755 is the last time anybody wrote down what was said.

The Giant Panda Racing League

6 II 2024

The Giant Panda Racing League

A hanging scroll out of Chengdu, five stanzas and a gold thread, which sets a bamboo racing league in the seventh year of Xuande — 1432, a year in which the Ming court was writing down very nearly everything except this.

Victorian-era hovercraft racing

5 II 2024

Victorian-era hovercraft racing

Five steam-driven air-cushion launches, one tidal reach of the Thames and a hot Saturday in June 1877 — how Edmund Hawthorne and Corinthian took the Grand Aggregate eighty-two years before anybody in England actually managed a hovercraft.